Το mylifeisaverage.com ειναι ενα site οπου γραφεις το κυριοτερο γεγονος της ημερας σου, την καμενια της ημερας, την ηλιθια σκεψη ή απορια που ειχες, την βλακεια που ειδες ή εκανες κτλ. Παρα πολλοι απ' αυτους -απιστευτα πολλοι για την ακριβεια- γραφουν διαφορα σχετικα με Χαρι Ποτερ. Ειμαι εκει εδω και 2.5 ωρες και γελαω ασταματητα, πνιγηκα με τα μακαρονια, πνιγηκα με τα μπισκοτα, κοντεψα να φτυσω πανω στην οθονη το νερο που επινα και παραλιγο να πεσω απ' την καρεκλα -κρατηθηκα απ τη βιβλιοθηκη και μου ρθε "η επιστημη του διαστηματος" στο κεφαλι -περιττο να αναφερω οτι ειδα τρισδιαστατα τα πρωτα τεσσερα κεφαλαια για τις κινησεις των πλανητων και των αστερων... Νιωθω οτι βρηκα τις αδερφες ψυχες μου, τουλαχιστον 40 απο τα αλλα μου μισα :P
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Today I was babysitting my younger cousin when she asked for some gummy bears. Since there were two colors in the package I asked her if she perfered green or yellow, she replied the taste didn't matter since she just liked biting their heads off and being in control of their fate. She's four. She will achieve great things. MLIA
Today, I thought about how cool it would be if you could high five yourself. Then I realised that it would be clapping. MLIA
Today I had a day off. I went to IKEA dressed as a lion and hid in a cupboard, welcoming people to Narnia every time they opened the doors. Best day off ever. MLIA.
Today, I was riding the train home when it stopped and the lights went out. The kid next to me yelled, "DEMENTORS DEMENTORS!" A few moments later, the train started again. Everyone was staring at him, but he calmly shrugged and said, "False alarm." I wish I was as cool as that kid. MLIA.
Today, I was at Blockbuster. Someone had put Hannah Montana: The Movie in the horror movie section. It made my day. MLIA
Today, I was on a subway and someone's watch was ticking quite loudly. I said "Hmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise..." with a fake british accent. Someone began singing the, "snape, snape, severus snape" tune. I yelled "Dumbledore!". We exchanged smiles. I think I've found my soulmate. MLIA
Today I was sitting on the couch next to my dog. My stomach growled. My dog growled back. MLIA
Today, I saw a guy who looked just like Harry Potter, but with blonde hair. I shouted, "Bloody hell Harry, when did you go blonde?". He replied, "Hermione, I was just looking for you. Transfiguration class was a bugger. Can you change it back?". I believe I've found my soulmate.
Today, we went to see Harry Potter at the IMAX. I saw a tiny girl, maybe four at the most, in full Hermione uniform. I pointed her out to my husband, but he couldn't see her. Frustrated, I aimed my straw at her and said, "Wingardium Leviosa!" She heard me and jumped as high as she could, and waved. MLIA
Today in World History class, my teacher was explaining how back in the Mesopotamian era, a slave could only be let free if he was given an article of clothing by his master. Immediately, 4 hands shoot up and my teacher goes, "Yes, just like in Harry Potter." The 4 of us were pleased that our teacher was trained to know Wizard history as well. MLIA.
Today, my brother and I were playing the game where you open a book to a random page and read the first two sentences you see. We were using Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I opened to a page and read, "When Harry opened the door, a horrible sight met his eyes. Snape and Filch were in there, alone." We are still laughing about this. MLIA.
Θα μπορουσαμε να κανουμε κατι αντιστοιχο εδω, να γραφουμε την ακυροτητα της ημερας :P